Justice #95 Fri May 06 15:31:56 1994 One day.... A little troll named regis was walking to the woods when..... Pseudonym #8 Sun May 08 15:18:18 1994 When he met Deater. He was so happy to see him Regis Deater #9 Sat May 14 09:44:24 1994 Regis said to Deater "I owe my life to you. Here is a rock to wind some string around." And then Regis happily went into a cave and began whistling in the dark. Meanwhile, Deater had discovered that......... Rooster #2 Sun May 15 16:21:48 1994 ...dicovered that Regis was really Carmen in disguise!!!!! Frantically and with horror in his eyes, he tried to save her from the great cave bear, nicknamed SuperAgent Nick by the villagers. He leaped to throw her to the ground, but... {Who threw her to the ground, me or Nick?} Deater #9 Sun May 15 17:41:10 1994 anyway Deater saved her life...and was embarrased he thought she was a dwarf of elf or whatever. She was so appreciative that she invited him to a track meet....and there he saw.... Ziggy #73 Mon May 16 19:01:00 1994 her kick mucho assero in hurdles (yes i know who you speak of)...but then she fell and hit her head and said... Deater #9 Tue May 17 19:32:02 1994 "Ouch"....and then.... Yoda #34 Wed May 18 12:49:37 1994 ... and then she picked weave up into her arms and with that voice that drives weave crazy in english, said.... Deater #9 Thu May 19 16:27:50 1994 "Arghhh!" and ran away screaming as she realized she was with "Weave" and not Deater anymore. Also she knew she had to get 3 stitches fast..so she ran to...... Ziggy #73 Sun May 22 23:01:56 1994 the jc girls track coach, who just happened to be a pedophile... he went to kiss it and make it better, but he... Pseudonym #8 Mon May 23 15:02:41 1994 Accidentally kissed his pet Ziggy #73 Mon May 23 23:12:02 1994 his pet iguana...then he got salmonella and died...then the boys track team was sad cuz they could play "smear the queer" anymore...then deater did a really stupid thing...he... Ford Perfect #1 Tue May 24 08:06:46 1994 went over to the girl and he gave her a big bear hug. But she got mad and thew him to the ground and started screaming bloody mureder becuase her stitches popped open. So she went in the house and got thread and sewing needle and.... Rooster #2 Tue May 24 20:10:29 1994 something 200 proof. He drugged her up (to lessen the pain of course), sewed the cut back together, and then, while she was still groggy from the alcohol, he... Aloysius The Llama #24 Tue May 24 23:25:09 1994 ...went to get one of his friends cause he had no idea what to do now. He found Ford and the two of them... Rooster #2 Wed May 25 16:43:24 1994 were even more clueless than before, because if you thought Deater was bad, Ford is worse. Panicking (she was waking up), they called Piano Man, who... Piano Man #32 Wed May 25 21:59:59 1994 immediately broke out laughing because of thier stupidity.....but since it was too late to do anything, (she was already awake, and running away), he sent them both to rooster for a refresher course. Ziggy #73 Thu May 26 00:45:18 1994 so they all hopped into piano man's (che)vette, which topped out at 35. they were pulled over by officers from the national institute for removing public eyesores, and they were forced to resume their chase on foot. they saw her again in a k-mart, eating a.... Deater #9 Thu May 26 10:45:04 1994 It was at the new Joppatowne K-Mart and was eating a pizza pizza at little little ceasers ceasrers. They went in and managed to get there before they were kicked out because they had steve dorsch with him, who has been kicked out of every mall on the East coast. They then kicked Agent G out because she had associated with them. So they all hopped into the 'vette and broke the shocks and drove off to scenic Bel Air...where they decided to.. Ford Perfect #1 Thu May 26 22:34:00 1994 steal the bicycle tires off of some poor kids Huffy to use as a spare for the now flat front-right tire on Piano Man's 'vette. For a bit of good luck, Ford rubbed some spam all over the car, not realizing that when spam mixes with 30-year-old rust it can have potentially disasterous effects. And so it did. A puff of abnormally large black smoke arose from all around the car, as Ford Perfect dove for safety and covered his eyes. Of course, he felt rather stupid when Piano Man was shouting that that is what happens when you start the car up. "No thanx, I think I'll take mine." Was the response of Ford Perfect after seeing his life flash before him numerous times. Actually he thought he saw Roosters life flash before him aslo, but it was just to quik to tell and it seemed kind of empty. Yea, it was Roosters life. After realizing that any weight capacity over 50 pounds may put a somewhat strain on the cars abundant but not overly powerful 30 horse power 4 cylinder engine, Ford Perfect, Aloyisious the Llama and Ziggy piled into Fords truck. "Ok, let's get a move on gang!" Screamed Weave (Deater) as both cars went drag racing out of the Kmart parking lot. Of course, the 'vette was no match for fords car (the beast) and Ford had to keep it in 1st the whole trip as not to shame Piano Man too much. Both thundermobiles were doing just fine down 24 untill.... Ziggy #73 Fri May 27 00:46:21 1994 until they were stopped for a dwi, and the cop discovered what aloysius the llama and ziggyt had already known...if you take the gas out of the tank, you can put your WEED in there...the cop was scared to check though, because he thought they said they put their WEAVE in there...he was very scared (as he rightly should be), and he left them alone and just looked at them strangely... aloysius the llama then remembered that he liked pancakes ...("i like pancakes" said he)...so they went to the international house of pancakes, where guess who (yeah, amy g) was waitressing...weave(deater) became so excited that he... Deater #9 Fri May 27 18:45:13 1994 That he accidently poured syrup all over piano man and fords laps..and they got mad and put some butter in his (deaters) hair, which had the effect of slicking it down so it actually looked combed for once in his life. With his new-found good (or not as bad as usual) looks he decided to.....