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John Clemens: Mostly Harmless

An oldie but still great

Sun 04 April 2010
by John Clemens
in humor

This used to exist as files on a BBS and an email/newsgroup thread. Somehow my dad got it and printed it out on our Commodore 64.  It’s been around forever, but still good for a laugh.

http://www.funny.co.uk/stuff/art_172-1581-World-History-According-to-School-Children.html

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I'm a busy man. I'm a father, a husband, a graduate student, a software developer with many, many years of professional experience, an open source advocate, a Linux kernel hacker, an avid baseball fan, a tinkerer, a builder, a reader, a thinker, and a hat wearer.

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Publications

"Learning Device Models with Recurrent Neural Networks", J. Clemens, IJCNN 2018

"Maat: A Platform Service for Measurement and Attestation", J. Aaron Pendergrass, S. Helble, J. Clemens, P. Loscocco. arXiv 2017

"Automatic Classification of Object Code using Machine Learning", J. Clemens, DFRWS 2015

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